Your friend posts a gym selfie with the caption: “ETP all week, no days off.” Your coworker messages: “ETP for...

Your friend sends a voice note about weekend plans, and you reply: “Erm… I think I am busy Saturday.” Nothing...

Your friend texts you: “I am NOT going to that party.” You read it twice. The caps on NOT change...

Your friend drops it in the group chat after a gaming session: “EMP was insane tonight.” Was the game insane?...

Your colleague messages you out of nowhere: “Send EMA pls.” No file attached. No link. No explanation. Just three letters...

Your friend texts you at 9 pm: “Going out tonight. DWU.” Are they telling you to go to sleep? Are...

You text a friend, “Want to grab coffee later?” and the reply comes back short: “Sorry, DWS rn.” No explanation....

You are scrolling through a chat, a comment thread, or a gaming lobby, and someone drops three letters you have...

You just sent an apology text, and your stomach tightens a little while you wait. Then the reply arrives: “dwai.”...

You send a long apology for a small mistake, and the reply comes back as just two letters: “dw.” Suddenly...